I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
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