Plan B is the new Plan A
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
He is an equal opportunity slut.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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