Pappa wants mamma naked
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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