I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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