also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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