Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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