I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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