How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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