wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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