thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
There are leaves in my underwear?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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