Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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