I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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