singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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