She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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