so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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