we have officially lost it.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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