DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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