It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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