The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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