that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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