Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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