Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
A+ Viking dick
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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