allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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