when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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