I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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