In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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