North Korea, Best Korea!
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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