I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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