i just wanna soil my oats bro
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
