We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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