so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
