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It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
