How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
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