Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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