Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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