I'd wear matching sweaters with you
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Randomize
