I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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