The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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