Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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