I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
