What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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