walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up�
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
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