My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
