She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
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