Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
