What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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