so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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