Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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