okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Randomize
