Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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